"and you push another button and it produces a hologram of Heidi the foreign exchange student who wants to sleep with you because of your new phone"

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Nurses: hypocrites or masters of irony?

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does a love hate relationship mean you have two emotions at once, or does it mean you're bipolar as to which way you feel about a person at any one time. is it possible to have the first because someone else has the latter? 

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"And remember, don't have premarital sex or your penis will fall off and into an alternate universe filled with hungry dogs who will eat it."

see also: attempts to give her low self esteem 

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title of post should be: 07.09.07