Girl to friends: No you don't understand, Nate and I had an awesome talk this morning. He really opened up to me; it was great. All the barriers were down and this illusive person that he had only given me glimpses of was alive. He was funny and kind, and everything he said was profound. I mean, don't get me wrong, he's terribly insecure, scared to death of love and commitment - some girl broke his heart pretty well in the past - but he just seemed so genuine. I know it's absurd to say, but I mean....I could totally marry a man like that.
Friends to Girl: So you guys are dating now?!
Girl: ..... oh ..... yeah..... I don't know
--- 3 months later ---
Girl: Yeah, I haven't talked to him in 3 months.
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So there's my sin, Internets. Over self-consciousness. General douche-baggery. Delusions of entitlement. Loving the sweet taste of MSG.
That's not an allusion, I really want Panda Express.
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