My life is summed up in my cellular device:
i care a cracked screen, slow as shit, iPhone 3G;
2 years old, barely runs.
But somehow I still find a way to hold it above people.
People with Blackberrys, Androids,
effing "feature phones".
In reality, what is it that I'm holding out for?
Why am I not Beyonce'ing that shit?
"lemme lemme upgrade ya!"
What do I think is worth hanging on to?
And why do I think it's still better than what you have?
Why am I convinced that I have it figured out.
I don't. I don't. Lord knows I doesn't don't do not.
If someone tells you you're the best at your job, doesn't that mean it's time to find a new job?
If someone tells you they love you, what does that mean?
Find a new lover that's slightly better?
Oops.
Why the fuck would anyone love me when they could love the thought of dating James Franco?!
(let's pretend like they haven't seen his part in Pineapple Express)
BUT SERIOUSLY.
God.... good lord baby jesus?
should i just fall into the trap of that awkward girl at church because it's what you want me to do?
.......
just burn it on her forehead maybe?
........
i am concussed.
