cherries
bright red balls
potentially juicy
grapes
deep purple marbles
inevitably raisins
real mustaches > fake mustaches
every day i am taken aback by our culture's repressed sexual economy.
it's definitely a free market, folks
"i've been fooled by a pretty face in a facebook profile before"
is everyone's greatest fear that one day someone will look them in the eye and say, "how did i ever love you?"
...yeah, me neither, pweefs.
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UPDATE: forgot to apologize to the girl i randomly facebook chatted and talking about marriage with. also the girl who i told for 5 months that i didn't want a relationship and then last night made a joke about how no girl would ever want to date me.
dear girl i went to happy hour with last night, will you excuse me while i ask out a girl on a date for tonight.
dear girl i asked out on a date for tonight, will you excuse me while i bunburry with my friend to KC so i can see another girl who i've promised me heart to?
dear girl i've promised my heart to in KC, will you excuse me for living in Dallas?
dear girl at work i had a sex dream about and then had to be in a one on one meeting with the next morning. that was awksome!
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