can't decide which one proves my insanity more:
1. last night i thought out my entire rebuttal to a fake conversation with an ex girlfriend
2. literally 5 minutes ago i thought about the break up speech i'm going to give to a girl i haven't been on a first date with yet
3. i understand the meaning and fullness of god's love yet i still run from it
12.18.2010
Snippets of the review of "Nate! The Musical"
In the beginning of the third act, the main character decides that it might be worth having a girlfriend. Interestingly enough this realization does not come to the main character after a long monologue reflecting on his loneliness, or even an upbeat dance number filled with his best friends teasing him for being without a lady on New Year's Eve, rather Nate decides one morning after his annual Christmas party that he should probably consider dating someone with a good memory so she can recount to him the funny things that happen while he is drunk. The reviewer questions the legitimacy of this decision, and notes that it's just another artistic decision by the playwright that could make this show too unrealistic to be enjoyable...by anyone.
12.11.2010
time for a bunberry
cherries
bright red balls
potentially juicy
grapes
deep purple marbles
inevitably raisins
real mustaches > fake mustaches
every day i am taken aback by our culture's repressed sexual economy.
it's definitely a free market, folks
"i've been fooled by a pretty face in a facebook profile before"
is everyone's greatest fear that one day someone will look them in the eye and say, "how did i ever love you?"
...yeah, me neither, pweefs.
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UPDATE: forgot to apologize to the girl i randomly facebook chatted and talking about marriage with. also the girl who i told for 5 months that i didn't want a relationship and then last night made a joke about how no girl would ever want to date me.
dear girl i went to happy hour with last night, will you excuse me while i ask out a girl on a date for tonight.
dear girl i asked out on a date for tonight, will you excuse me while i bunburry with my friend to KC so i can see another girl who i've promised me heart to?
dear girl i've promised my heart to in KC, will you excuse me for living in Dallas?
dear girl at work i had a sex dream about and then had to be in a one on one meeting with the next morning. that was awksome!
bright red balls
potentially juicy
grapes
deep purple marbles
inevitably raisins
real mustaches > fake mustaches
every day i am taken aback by our culture's repressed sexual economy.
it's definitely a free market, folks
"i've been fooled by a pretty face in a facebook profile before"
is everyone's greatest fear that one day someone will look them in the eye and say, "how did i ever love you?"
...yeah, me neither, pweefs.
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
UPDATE: forgot to apologize to the girl i randomly facebook chatted and talking about marriage with. also the girl who i told for 5 months that i didn't want a relationship and then last night made a joke about how no girl would ever want to date me.
dear girl i went to happy hour with last night, will you excuse me while i ask out a girl on a date for tonight.
dear girl i asked out on a date for tonight, will you excuse me while i bunburry with my friend to KC so i can see another girl who i've promised me heart to?
dear girl i've promised my heart to in KC, will you excuse me for living in Dallas?
dear girl at work i had a sex dream about and then had to be in a one on one meeting with the next morning. that was awksome!
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