03.14.11

the beard is my pride and my shame
i will wear it proudly like the synecdoche it has become.

White Rabbit

"wait..."
"...yes?"
"...because I like cats?"
"welllllllllllluh I mean that's just, like, one reason."
"what's another reason?"
"..."
"..."
"you don't like dogs more than cats."
"that's the same reason."
"technically they're two reasons"
"I hate you."
"Oh, now that's not very nice to say."