White Rabbit

"wait..."
"...yes?"
"...because I like cats?"
"welllllllllllluh I mean that's just, like, one reason."
"what's another reason?"
"..."
"..."
"you don't like dogs more than cats."
"that's the same reason."
"technically they're two reasons"
"I hate you."
"Oh, now that's not very nice to say."